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5 Gold Rings: Define Necessity


I’m doing my own version of the 12 Days of Christmas this year. Today, on the day lyrically celebrated by five Gold Rings, I’m republishing the 5th most popular post on StealingFaith in 2012.

 

Watch out. This is going to be a serious one.

 

About 10 days ago I was creeping on facebook and came across this photo:

 

 

To say it has haunted me is… well, an understatement.

 

I shared the photo myself and a friend wrote this note back:

 

“I was all set to go Christmas shopping (yet again) and then saw the “define necessity” post you made this morning. It’s not often the Holy Spirit says “have a seat,” but it was definitely one of those moments. – It didn’t just gnaw at me all day; it repeatedly bit large chunks out of important parts. Instead of going shopping, I went through the World Vision gift giving guide and when the kids came home, we decided to buy a goat and some chickens and whatnot to help out needy families in another country. Isn’t it amazing that God can use something as simple as a Facebook post to accomplish great things?”

Let me be clear – I want my kids to have an awesome Christmas! I don’t think there’s anything wrong with giving them something to look forward to on Christmas morning…

 

But when I read $700 is the average amount people are spending on Christmas gifts per person this year (based on Black Friday projections) I feel a little sick to my stomach.

 

You see, I’ve been to Vietnam, where a family lives on our equivalent of $20 a month.

 

I’ve seen the shanty towns in South Africa where women are terrified their young daughters will be raped one day because local superstition is a man infected with AIDS can be cured by “being with” an “untouched” girl.

 

I know there are whole communities dying because they don’t have clean water.

 

And I know each of the scenarios could be solved, the emotional and physical poverty could disappear with a fraction of that $700 we’re averaging per person for gifts.

 

Here is a list of organizations (in no particular order) you could divert a bit of your Christmas purchasing money toward. I dare you to do it. I guarantee it will be more practical and effective than a new iTouch or a tool chest.

 

1. Sevenly. Through selling the “T-shirt of the week” they fund other organizations. Last week they sold the coolest T-shirt… the revenue went to trafficking victims (little girls) in Nepal.

 

2. Edesia, a nonprofit in Rhode Island. They produce Plumpy’nut – a miracle food for starving children. Plumpy’nut was invented by a French doctor in the 1990s. It is made of peanuts and other natural ingredients, and is high in all needed nutrients. It’s incredibly efficient to deliver in poor countries, because it lets the parents treat the child at home. Organizations like Doctors Without Borders are fans.

 

The best way to envisage Plumpy’nut is to imagine a soft packet of peanut butter paste. Each packet costs 33 cents to make — about a third the cost of a chocolate bar in your local store. A box contains 150 packets — enough for three portions a day for seven weeks. That’s enough to take a starving child from death’s door back to normal health.

 

3. The Hunger Site. Just clicking through their site provides income to feed people around the world, shopping and purchasing items through them makes your money go even further.

 

4. Trade as One. Their mission? To use fair trade to promote sustainable business and break cycles of poverty and dependency in the developing world. We all have a conscience. We want to make sure people get the chance to use it when they shop.

 

5. World Vision. You could buy a goat for a family. And that little nanny-goat could provide a piece of hope for that family that cannot be understood by our privileged minds. Besides, who would like to say, “I gave chickens for Christmas?”

 

6. TOMS. TOMS has established credibility over the years by donating one pair of shoes to fight poverty for every pair sold. They’re expanding their offerings… and you can help.

 

7. Divine Chocolate. Chocolate that makes a difference. Can there be anything better??

 

8. 147million orphans. A company started by two moms with some cool products.

 

9. Hello Somebody. All the money raised on this website goes to feed/educate the street boys in Rwanda. Their mission is to feed and educate children, by providing an avenue of knowledge, in order to break the cycle of poverty and hunger within their generation.

 

10. Change Your Own World. There are ways we can be a part of people’s lives right where we live. Our local grocery is selling frozen turkey’s for $.59/lbs. Could you spring for another turkey to donate to your local shelter? How about the family down the way who just lost a job? Maybe you could prepare some dry goods for Crock Pot meals. Beans, celery, cans of tomato and potatos aren’t that expensive.

 

There are a thousand ways you can change the world if you think about it. I fell in love with the ideas from this article, 10 Small Ways To Make The World A Better Place. Why don’t you try doing three or four of his suggestions?

 

These are just a few ideas – I’d love to hear of more from you about in the comments!

 

Define “Necessity”


Originally published 12/9/11, this post has been getting a lot of attention. I’ve updated it and am republishing it because the message is timeless. Please leave any additional links in the comments!

 

Watch out. This is going to be a serious one.

 

About 10 days ago I was creeping on Facebook and came across this photo:

 

 

To say it has haunted me is… well, an understatement.

 

I shared the photo myself and a friend wrote this note back:

“I was all set to go Christmas shopping (yet again) and then saw the “define necessity” post you made this morning. It’s not often the Holy Spirit says “have a seat,” but it was definitely one of those moments. – It didn’t just gnaw at me all day; it repeatedly bit large chunks out of important parts. Instead of going shopping, I went through the World Vision gift giving guide and when the kids came home, we decided to buy a goat and some chickens and whatnot to help out needy families in another country. Isn’t it amazing that God can use something as simple as a Facebook post to accomplish great things?”

 

Let me be clear – I want my kids to have an awesome Christmas. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with giving them something to look forward to on Christmas morning.

 

But when I read $700 is the average amount people are spending on Christmas gifts per person this year (based on Black Friday projections) I feel a little sick to my stomach.

 

You see, I’ve been to Vietnam, where a family lives on our equivalent of $20 a month.

 

I’ve seen the shanty towns in South Africa where women are terrified their young daughters will be raped one day because local superstition is a man infected with AIDS can be cured by “being with” an “untouched” girl.

 

I know the stories of whole communities dying because they don’t have clean water.

 

And I know each of the scenarios could be solved, the emotional and physical poverty could disappear with a fraction of that $700 we’re averaging per person for gifts.

 

Here is a list of organizations (in no particular order) you could divert a bit of your Christmas purchasing money toward. I dare you to do it. I guarantee it will be more practical and effective than a new iTouch or a tool chest.

 

1. Sevenly. Through selling the “T-shirt of the week” they fund other organizations. Last year they sold the coolest T-shirt… and the revenue went to trafficking victims (little girls) in Nepal.

 

2. Edesia, a nonprofit in Rhode Island. They produce Plumpy’nut – a miracle food for starving children. Plumpy’nut is made of peanuts and other natural ingredients, and is high in all needed nutrients. It’s incredibly efficient to deliver in poor countries, because it lets the parents treat the child at home. Each packet costs 33 cents to make — a box contains 150 packets — enough for three portions a day for seven weeks. That’s enough to take a starving child from death’s door back to normal health.

 

3. The Hunger Site. Just clicking through their site provides income to feed people around the world, shopping and purchasing items through them makes your money go even further.

 

4. Trade as One. Their mission? To use fair trade to promote sustainable business and break cycles of poverty and dependency in the developing world. We all have a conscience. We want to make sure people get the chance to use it when they shop.

 

5. World Vision. You could buy a goat for a family. And that little nanny-goat could provide a piece of hope for that family that cannot be understood by our privileged minds. Besides, who would like to say, “I gave chickens for Christmas?”

 

6. TOMS. TOMS has established credibility over the years by donating one pair of shoes to fight poverty for every pair sold. They’re expanding their offerings… and you can help.

 

7. Divine Chocolate. Chocolate that makes a difference. Can there be anything better??

 

8. 147million orphans. A company started by two moms with some cool products.

 

9. Hello Somebody. All the money raised on this website goes to feed/educate the street boys in Rwanda. Their mission is to feed and educate children, by providing an avenue of knowledge, in order to break the cycle of poverty and hunger within their generation.

 

10. Kiva Loan $25 to a person from around the world and when it is repaid, loan the same $25 to another person. The entire $25 goes to the person requesting the loan. Contributions to help run the organization are collected separately, if you desire to donate.

 

11. Heifer International. This organization provides animals and training to families in need that will, in turn, give them a source of income. They also pass along at least one of their animal’s offspring to another family in need. A gift to Heifer International keeps on giving.

 

12. Change Your Own World. There are ways we can be a part of people’s lives right where we live. Our local grocery is selling frozen turkey’s for $.59/lbs. Could you spring for another turkey to donate to your local shelter? How about the family down the way who just lost a job? Maybe you could prepare some dry goods for Crock Pot meals – beans, celery, cans of tomato and potatoes aren’t that expensive!

 

There are a thousand ways you can change the world if you think about it. I fell in love with the ideas from this article, 10 Small Ways To Make The World A Better Place. Why don’t you try three or four of his suggestions?

 

These are just a few ideas – I’d love to hear of more from you about in the comments!

 

The Posts The Brought You Here – December Edition


We crack up over here.

As you know, one of the main joys in my life is looking at the search terms that bring people to StealingFaith and trying to match them with the posts the search engine thought would fit.

 

This month has been over the top for search results. Most people have been searching for “define necessity”. A few weeks ago I gave you some options to change the world instead of simply glut ourselves with presents. Seeing the term on my search list makes me very, very happy — maybe our country is waking up to a greater need and our ability to impact it?

 

The other predominant search term is “size 12 woman”. It seems I am not the only person shocked and amazed that size 12 is actually my preferred body type and we’re not a nation of fatties. Well, actually, we are. But I’m no longer mad that I can’t fit into my six 6 jeans!

 

Here are the other, top 10 search terms for December:

 

1. Maine coon cat. I wrote about the Maine coon cats during the Swing Vote: Maine. Those crazy Mainers keep these huge felines as house pets — they are sizable enough to kill and eat a whole human body for one meal! It seems they’re of interest right now. Nothing says exotic Christmas present like an animal that can eat you later.

 

2. Wiener dog. Not only is the dachshund the dumbest dog I’ve met, they are abused on occasion. Specifically by the Georgia couple who gave the dog LSD before running naked through the streets themselves. I do not approve.

 

3. I’m sorry. These two little words can change the course of a relationship! But when they aren’t sincere or delivered appropriately, it can all go wrong. I gave you my thoughts about how to say, “I’m sorry” in an effective way here.

 

4. Goat Hoof Heels. You got me on this one. I think it has to do with the photo that accompanied this post, but really, why does a goat need high heels? (Or heels at all, for that matter?) The added height could be a serious disadvantage, especially for the odd fainting goat here and there.

 

5. “No Poo” sucks. I agree, especially from a biological standpoint. (I’m reminded I still need to tell the story of Dos’s 21-day fast from excrement as a baby… and it’s resolution. Yeah. You’ll enjoy that story.) But no poo can also be a challenge from the shampoo standpoint. I caved. I use shampoo now (not as regularly as I’d like. Showers tend to spread out when you have preschoolers and toddlers in the house.)

 

6. “what was lawrence welk’s drink of choice”. I don’t know. I mentioned Lawrence Welk once and I’ve seen his billboard in Branson, but I’ve never been close enough to ask him to have a drink with me. But my drink of choice is Coca-Cola. Ah…

 

7. “is being lazy a choice”. I’m looking at a sofa filled with unfolded but clean laundry. Yet I sit here typing. So I’m going to say laziness is most definitely a choice. Particularly if you’re stupid enough to get the Forever Lazy. Seriously… raise your standards.

 

8. Thoughts of a working mom. I had a lot of fun putting together two posts about the differences between stay-at-home mom and working-out-of-the-home mom. I may have caused a few people to giggle. Check it out… you might laugh, too!

 

9. ”eat” ” poop you out”. I should not be proud this search term found StealingFaith. My poor mother, who did her best to inspire manners in me, would be appalled. But I think it’s kind of funny that this post turned up as a result!

 

10.  It was hard to choose between “everyone’s marriage is better than mine” and “pole acrobatics in pantyhose” for the number ten spot. So I didn’t choose. If you want to know about why your marriage stinks, here’s my thought. And if you’re more into the pantyhose and such… have a blast over here.

 

Have a great evening, my friends! Do you have any favorite posts from this last year? I’m considering doing a top 10 list and would love your input!

Define “Necessity”


Watch out. This is going to be a serious one.

 

About 10 days ago I was creeping on facebook and came across this photo:

 

To say it has haunted me is… well, an understatement.

I shared the photo myself and a friend wrote this note back:

“I was all set to go Christmas shopping (yet again) and then saw the “define necessity” post you made this morning. It’s not often the Holy Spirit says “have a seat,” but it was definitely one of those moments. – It didn’t just gnaw at me all day; it repeatedly bit large chunks out of important parts. Instead of going shopping, I went through the World Vision gift giving guide and when the kids came home, we decided to buy a goat and some chickens and whatnot to help out needy families in another country. Isn’t it amazing that God can use something as simple as a Facebook post to accomplish great things?”

Let me be clear – I want my kids to have an awesome Christmas. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with giving them something to look forward to on Christmas morning.

But when I read $700 is the average amount people are spending on Christmas gifts per person this year (based on Black Friday projections) I feel a little sick to my stomach.

You see, I’ve been to Vietnam, where a family lives on our equivalent of $20 a month.

I’ve seen the shanty towns in South Africa where women are terrified their young daughters will be raped one day because local superstition is a man infected with AIDS can be cured by “being with” an “untouched” girl.

I know the stories of whole communities dying because they don’t have clean water.

And I know each of the scenarios could be solved, the emotional and physical poverty could disappear with a fraction of that $700 we’re averaging per person for gifts.

Here is a list of organizations (in no particular order) you could divert a bit of your Christmas purchasing money toward. I dare you to do it. I guarantee it will be more practical and effective than a new iTouch or a tool chest.

1. Sevenly. Through selling the “T-shirt of the week” they fund other organizations. Last week they sold the coolest T-shirt… the revenue went to trafficking victims (little girls) in Nepal.

2. Edesia, a nonprofit in Rhode Island. They produce Plumpy’nut – a miracle food for starving children. Plumpy’nut was invented by a French doctor in the 1990s. It is made of peanuts and other natural ingredients, and is high in all needed nutrients. It’s incredibly efficient to deliver in poor countries, because it lets the parents treat the child at home. Organizations like Doctors Without Borders are fans.

 

The best way to envisage Plumpy’nut is to imagine a soft packet of peanut butter paste. Each packet costs 33 cents to make — about a third the cost of a chocolate bar in your local store. A box contains 150 packets — enough for three portions a day for seven weeks. That’s enough to take a starving child from death’s door back to normal health.

 

3. The Hunger Site. Just clicking through their site provides income to feed people around the world, shopping and purchasing items through them makes your money go even further.

 

4. Trade as One. Their mission? To use fair trade to promote sustainable business and break cycles of poverty and dependency in the developing world. We all have a conscience. We want to make sure people get the chance to use it when they shop.

 

5. World Vision. You could buy a goat for a family. And that little nanny-goat could provide a piece of hope for that family that cannot be understood by our privileged minds. Besides, who would like to say, “I gave chickens for Christmas?”

 

6. TOMS. TOMS has established credibility over the years by donating one pair of shoes to fight poverty for every pair sold. They’re expanding their offerings… and you can help.

 

7. Divine Chocolate. Chocolate that makes a difference. Can there be anything better??

 

 

8. 147million orphans. A company started by two moms with some cool products.

 

9. Hello Somebody. All the money raised on this website goes to feed/educate the street boys in Rwanda. Their mission is to feed and educate children, by providing an avenue of knowledge, in order to break the cycle of poverty and hunger within their generation.

 

10. Change Your Own World. There are ways we can be a part of people’s lives right where we live. Our local grocery is selling frozen turkey’s for $.59/lbs. Could you spring for another turkey to donate to your local shelter? How about the family down the way who just lost a job? Maybe you could prepare some dry goods for Crock Pot meals. Beans, celery, cans of tomato and potatos aren’t that expensive.

 

There are a thousand ways you can change the world if you think about it. I fell in love with the ideas from this article, 10 Small Ways To Make The World A Better Place. Why don’t you try doing three or four of his suggestions?

 

These are just a few ideas – I’d love to hear of more from you about in the comments!

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