Typically I know you’re not supposed to admit when you have an itch.
It’s a personal problem.
But I can’t help it. I’ve got an itch and it needs to be scratched. It’s time for another Swing Vote!
For any newcomers to StealingFaith.com, the Swing Vote is becoming a bit of a monthly tradition. Remember the movie, Swing Vote, with Kevin Costner where the politicians do their best to woo his character toward their cause? It’s kind of like that, except there are no dances with wolves, Kevin Costner is not involved, and the winner doesn’t get a free ride in an airplane.
I know, the disappointment is killing you.
In this version of Swing Vote, we take a look at the stats of visitors to the site and I do my best to entice a visit from that location from someone who’s never been to StealingFaith.com before.
Along the way we learn trivia, we fall a little in love with a new place, and I may or may not poke some fun at portions of our dear, beloved America.
After all, who doesn’t love knowing Maine produces the most toothpicks in the United States as well as the Maine Coon Cat, a feline the size of a John Deere tractor those crazies believe should be a pet? And let’s not forget North Dakotans have a fetish for milk, turtles, gas cans and geese!
The location of our newest Swing Vote? It was a hard decision to make.
Let’s see if you can guess.
- Elvis loves it. (posthumously.)
- The government likes to blow it up.
- Ocean’s 11 brought it to life.
Have you guessed?
Have ya, have ya?!
Though Nevada houses the epitome of gluttonous culture of our country there has not been a visitor to StealingFaith.com that state! Can you believe it?!
I know, I can’t either. I will definitely have to ramp up my mentions of fuzzy dice and casino visits.
But maybe in the next three days we will get a Nevada visitor who will tell us about their state from a native’s perspective!
That’s the whole goal of Swing Vote!
So you have three days! Go, out, chat up your friends from Nevada, and send them over to StealingFaith.com to educate us! We need help!