Now, I don’t claim to be a fashionista but I can say with confidence if you’re being tempted by something named the Forever Lazy you need to reconsider your choice of attire.
Lizard saw the commercial for the Forever Lazy a few days ago and made a sarcastic comment about wanting one. The commercial for the fleece jumper shows people tailgating in their Forever Lazy as the narrator says, “You’ll be the talk of the tailgate wearing your Forever Lazy!”
Um, yeah. Everyone around you will be talking for sure. But I can guarantee what Bobby Knight would say if you dared show up at any of his games wearing a pink or blue body blanket with a handy flap for those times nature calls.
He might throw a chair at you. (Although I understand he’s taken some anger management classes since that incident so instead he might simply walk up to you, clock you under the chin and whisper, “Go roll up into a ball in your hidey hole, you big loser!”)
I’ve also never, ever had a struggle with a blanket as hard to handle as those actors in the Forever Lazy commercial.
It’s a real problem if you’re not smarter than the blanket and can’t figure out how to pull a blanket down and tuck it around your feet.
The Forever Lazy takes the Snuggie a step further down the path of shame.
But the Snuggie is not to be out done – did you know you can get a Snuggie for your dog now?! It’s true! If you go online there’s a picture of a wiener dog wearing a plaid Snuggie and if you ask me the wiener dog has enough to be ashamed due to basic biology to add to the heaping helping of embarrassment with a Snuggie pooch.
I’m going to stop and take a moment to apologize to those poor folks I heard weren’t able to read yesterday’s post because I used a naughty word in the title. Although, the last time I checked v*rg*n shouldn’t be a naughty thing in some circles.
There’s a little bit of a thrill I get from discovering I’ve been so scandalous StealingFaith has been blocked from the conservation web scouring service. (I know, I’m strange that way.)
Well, my angst regarding the Forever Lazy has passed. Thanks for listening to the vent.
Do you have a Forever Lazy? A Snuggie? Can you convince me the comfort, ease and enjoyment is worth the shame of wearing such a thing around?!