Bah Kissey-Kissey Humbug

I have been staring at my computer screen for quite awhile, trying to come up with something hilarious and having to do with Valentine’s Day.

It’s not working.

Instead I’ve been coughing up a storm and feeling very NOT FUNNY. I’m still sick. And Dos is sick, too.

Last night, as I coughed my way through the wee hours of the night, my little number two crept into bed, coughing herself.

For awhile we were a sweaty, coughing pair, as we both had fevers. Then she started tossing and turning.

I’ve never tried to snuggle with a washing machine filled with sneakers on the spin cycle, but I imagine it would feel similar to sleeping with Dos last night.

After several hours of this excitement I snuck out of bed, got a blanket, and curled into a small, warm, immobile ball on the sofa.

Even though Lizard came home to early to help me through the day I’m still quite tired, barking like a seal, and thinking bad thoughts about the injustice of not being able to take NyQuil when you’re pregnant.

As a consequence, I have nothing funny to say about love. I’m sorry. I am a murderer of funny love sayings on StealingFaith.

BUT – if you’d like to laugh anyway, head on over to Jon Acuff’s blog, Stuff Christians Like. He wrote a hilarious post today about the worst Christian dates ever — and the stories in the comments are even funnier!