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Parenting 

A Poop Story. Again.

April 25, 2013 Juggler 0 Comments humor, I need a wipe, parenting, poop happens, potty training, toddlers

There is nothing that can humble with the same flair as discovering your child has pooped on a wooden chair

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Parenting 

Uncommon

January 22, 2013January 22, 2013 Juggler 1 Comment Ann Voskamp, children are not common, parenting, potty training, Preschoolers, surprising adventures, things kids do, toddlers

Just about the time you think you have this parenting thing figured out your daughter goes and urinates in a

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Parenting 

2-Year-Old Brain

January 6, 2013 Juggler 1 Comment angry foreign exchange students, bedtime routines, belly buttons, bubble gum, family, grapes, humor, Olive Garden, parenting, Preschoolers, relationship, telling jokes, terrible twos, toddlers

Sometimes living with a 2-year-old is like having an angry foreign exchange student in your house — limited language skills

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Vive! 

Gone Country

September 2, 2012September 3, 2012 Juggler 2 Comments 4H, Alan Jackson, alcohol, Chris Tomlin, country music, drinking games, humor, parenting, rabbitry, raising rabbits, red solo cup, Taylor Swift, Toby Keith, toddlers

Perhaps you’re a fan of the country music?   I am. Well, I should clarify. I was a hard-listener of

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Parenting 

Bad Ju-Ju

May 2, 2011May 2, 2012 Juggler 2 Comments carwash, dirty car, fast food, suburbans, toddlers, trash

In honor of the beginning of a new month and payday, I decided to take the Stella the Suburban to

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Parenting 

Revelation #1: I know my poop now

April 19, 2011 Juggler 0 Comments kristin maschka, poop, potty training, toddlers, toilet paper, unexpected

In honor of the book giveaway this week I’m going to spend the next few days revealing some of the

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Parenting 

Car Seat Capers

March 30, 2011 Juggler 2 Comments car seat, Cheerios, toddlers

Having to lock my children in one place for extended periods of time as a legal mandate has had a

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Parenting 

Grocery Shopping

March 23, 2011 Juggler 2 Comments aldi's, grocery, shopping, toddlers, walmart

Today I restocked our house with edible food. I feel that I have to clarify “edible” because, to be honest,

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Miscellaneous 

Commando

March 16, 2011 Juggler 0 Comments adam and eve, military crawl, naked, toddlers

Every time I go in public with the ruffians it is inevitable that there will be a bathroom break.  We

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Local Belief Statements, Directors, Customers, and Discrimination
Homeschooling Miscellaneous Starfish 

Local Belief Statements, Directors, Customers, and Discrimination

April 1, 2022April 1, 2022 Juggler 0
Just Taking Up Space: A Review of Classical Conversations
Miscellaneous Starfish 

Just Taking Up Space: A Review of Classical Conversations

August 19, 2020December 6, 2020 Juggler 1
It’s Been A Year
Homeschooling Starfish 

It’s Been A Year

June 28, 2020June 28, 2020 Juggler 2
Uprising
Homeschooling Starfish 

Uprising

December 19, 2019December 19, 2019 Juggler 0
Another Letter
Homeschooling Leadership Miscellaneous Starfish 

Another Letter

October 15, 2019October 15, 2019 Juggler 4
A Review
Homeschooling Starfish 

Classical Conversations: A Review

August 11, 2019August 11, 2019 Juggler 1
Starfish
Starfish 

Starfish

July 15, 2019July 15, 2019 Juggler 0
Riding Fences
Starfish 

Riding Fences

July 1, 2019July 30, 2019 Juggler 5
Earl
Starfish 

Earl, Meet Judgy McJudgerson

June 23, 2019June 24, 2019 Juggler 5
Self-Interest
Leadership Starfish 

Material Self Interest

June 21, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 0
Social Proofs
Starfish 

Social Proofs

June 20, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 0
Licensee vs. Franchisee
Starfish 

Items to Ponder: Misclassification of Workers (Licensees vs. Franchisees)

June 15, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 0
Misclassification
Starfish 

Items to Ponder: Misclassification of Workers (IC vs. Employee)

June 14, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 0
Paperclips & Mobs
Starfish 

Paperclips & Mobs

June 7, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 0
Bracing
Starfish 

Bracing

June 6, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 0
Bamboozled
Starfish 

Bamboozled

June 3, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 2
Stinky Kombucha & Emperor's Clothes
Starfish 

Stinky Kombucha & Emperor’s Clothes

May 28, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 0
Hazards of Leadership
Starfish 

Hazards of Leadership

May 25, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 0
Brain Dump
Starfish 

Brain Dump

May 24, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 0
Audit
Starfish 

Audit

May 20, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 1
Neighbors
Starfish 

Neighbors

May 20, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 0
Help Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi
Starfish 

Help Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi

May 18, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 2
Reconcile
Starfish 

Reconcile

May 16, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 0
Starfish 

Divisive

May 15, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 5
Liability
Starfish 

Liability

May 14, 2019June 22, 2019 Juggler 2

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