pregnancy – Stealing Faith

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26 Responses to “Are You Pregnant?” When You’re Not Pregnant At All

October 16, 2014October 16, 2014 Juggler 4 Comments bloated belly, muffin top, pregnancy, stomach fat

I’d like to talk about something close to my heart — literally. The lard baby. Last week Jennifer Garner –

I'm Married! Parenting

Going Natural

July 20, 2013June 24, 2013 Juggler 1 Comment abortion, birth control, IUD, natural family planning, pregnancy

There’s a little bit of a punk in me. Maybe it’s in you as well? Because I’m a stinker,

Advice to the Soon-to-Be Mother

May 12, 2013 Juggler 0 Comments humor, love yourself, MOPS, motherhood, mothers day, parenting, pregnancy, pregnant stink eye, relationships, spreading hips, what kind of mom should I be

It’s Mother’s Day and I heard a rumor that I am a mother. The funniest part about that rumor

Quick Guide to Children: Ages Birth – 6 Years

December 30, 2012January 22, 2013 Juggler 2 Comments babycenter, early childhood development, humor, kids, marriage, parenting, pregnancy, pregnancy test, should we have kids

I can’t claim to be a childhood expert and there are certainly no titles and degrees from fancy institutes attached

Lords a’Leaping: 50 Shades of Grey, Meet the Gremlin

December 20, 2012December 20, 2012 Juggler 0 Comments 50 Shades of Grey, feminism, Gremlins, humor, i don't get it, Magic Mike, mommy porn, mutual respect, pregnancy, relationships, submission

I’m doing my own version of the 12 Days of Christmas this year. Today, on the day lyrically celebrated by

A Guy’s Guide to His Post-Partum Gal

July 24, 2012July 24, 2012 Juggler 0 Comments be a daddy, be a domestic genius, compliment, hormones, house work, how to be a dad, newborn, parenting, pregnancy, what women want

Many a guy has looked at his gal and newborn, filled with a desire to take part in the magical parenting

And then there were four…

July 15, 2012July 15, 2012 Juggler 4 Comments c-section, humor, labor, new baby, parenting, pregnancy, son, surgery, vomit

I didn’t post last night and I’m not going to say, “I’m sorry” about it. I was feeling horribly,

Socks that Bully

July 11, 2012July 11, 2012 Juggler 1 Comment baby clothes, baby shower, humor, i love naps, laundry marathon, parenting, pregnancy

I have just finished a laundry marathon, which means my kids won’t be wandering around in their pajamas anymore (except

50 Shades of Grey? Meet the Gremlin.

July 10, 2012July 11, 2012 Juggler 0 Comments 50 Shades of Grey, feminism, Gremlins, humor, i don't get it, Magic Mike, pregnancy, relationships, submission

The first thing I would like to say is, “Thank You!,” for not getting all up in my business after

Writer’s Block Loss: Top 3 Things

July 7, 2012July 7, 2012 Juggler 0 Comments baby shower, bedtime, friendship, humor, pregnancy, swollen feet

The computer screen is taunting me. I don’t often have writer’s block, but when I do I take it

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