‘Tis the Season

It is the week of family togetherness, gluttony, and stress. Welcome, Holiday Season.

I woke up this morning with a start, lunging toward the bathroom. It wasn’t pretty but I got there in time.

I have no idea what happened to my gut but I do know it kept happening for half of the day. Because all you need when you’re trying to get ready to feed extended family members a large meal is a stomach bug.

It makes every guest feel peachy about the state of the food they will consume. I do all I can to make guests feel comfortable.

My stomach ache is not a result of the candy craze. I have not consumed anything except the Fruit Roll Ups. Our kids are still coming down after Sunday’s candy-cornucopia.

Thank you for your prayers.

I’m still feeling a bit brain dead for the day, so please forgive me for finishing up at this point.

“It’s over. Time to pee on the campfire and call in the dogs.”