Comedy Hour

“Mama, let’s tell jokes!”

“OK, Dos, let’s tell jokes.  You start.”

“Why did the lamp cross the road?”

“I don’t know.  Why did the lamp cross the road?”

“To put on underwears.”  [Crazy Giggles]

“What’s red and black and white all over?”

“What is red and black and white all over?”

“The trampoline!” [Crazy Giggles]

“OK, Mama, now it’s your turn!  Tell me a joke!”

“OK.  Why did the chicken cross the road?”

“Why?”

“To get to the other side!” [blank stare]

“Hm.  Obviously you didn’t get that one.  Let’s try again.  What’s black and white and red all over?”

“What?”

“A sunburned zebra!” [blank stare]

“Dos, why are you so silly?  Your jokes didn’t make any sense!  Why were they funny?!”

“I don’t know, Mama!  They just are funny! Try again…”

“OK, last try, just because you asked.  Knock, knock?”

“Who’s there?”

“Underwear.” [Crazy Giggles]

“You said underwear!!!!!”

[Yep, that’s comedy hour in our home.]

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  • May 13, 2011 at 5:15 pm
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    Ok – it’s really hard to rate these posts – I think they’re all amazing!!

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